notosama | Noto-sama 5

Noto: And with that, it's Noto-sama! The fifth part is here-!! The opening was like sentai, but Noto-sama is just one person-!

Noto: Okay, you fools. I'm Noto-sama. Worship me!

Yamato: Ya~y, it's Noto-sama!

Noto: Dammit, don't "ya~y, it's Noto-sama" me! Give me more spirit!!

Noto: Anyway, today's the day. I've got a serious announcement.

Yamato: Is it a love confession? Are you confessing to me!?

Noto: Did you want me to do that!? Don't even think about it! I wouldn't like you!

Yamato: I'd decline anyway. Because I have a girlfriend somewhere in this world!

Noto: Perhaps only in your head...

Noto: Hey Yamato! Review everything in series 4 up until yesterday!

Yamato: Ehh, why all of a sudden?

Noto: Use keigo.
(T/N: Keigo is a form of speech used when talking to someone in a higher status than you.)

Yamato: Aye aye. The day before yesterday we reached one million hits, so we made something as gratitude.

Yamato: The recent glorious target was Sunki, senior in the same school and club as me. Sunki's a genuinely pure guy so he was easy to trick... He was tortured, but Noto-sama eventually felt sorry for him. I wasn't around during this time. It ended up being quite like S&M until Noto-sama's old friend came and stopped it.

Noto: Mm.

Yamato: Next was Nomaru. The otaku was the assistant. He almost got away. Like last time, it ended with Noto-sama's old friend stopping him.

Noto: Mmhm.

Yamato: Next was eh... my club president. Nah... This time, Noto-sama and I tag-teamed him.

Noto: Now that you mention it, it's been that way since.

Yamato: He quizzed us with a lot of questions about rabbits and it was hard for me since I don't know much about them. In the end the old friend came by again and then a black out.

Noto: Just like that.

Yamato: And lastly, Tsuko. I'm not good with shota.

Noto: Why did you bring that up?

Noto: And where were we?

Yamato: Eh...

Yamato: Ah. This time for sure Mr. Old Friend came by...

Noto: Right! That's it!! Why is it always like he breaks our bond of friendship!?

Yamato: Because that's what happened.

Noto: No way!

Noto: I've thought about this. It's impossible for us in Barjona or Kitakou!

Yamato: So then what?

Noto: WE'LL GO OVERSEAS!!

Yamato: Wait...! We're going overseas to strip people!?

Noto: Toyama-kun (my old friend) won't find us and mess up our efforts!

Noto: There will be lots of dumb people this time! We can take the opportunity to travel abroad!

Yamato: Ehh, but I...

Noto: Don't worry. I'm rich.

Yamato: Seriously!? You set it all up already?

Noto: Don't ask me that! Departure is tomorrow! Prepare your luggage!

Yamato: Totsukawa → Yokohama → Traveling abroad. I may even go around the world in one year's time.

(And like that I, Nara Yamato, traveled overseas for the first time thanks to Noto-sama!)

Yamato: I'm flying in the sky...!

Noto: You're noisy! Shut up! Hurry and sleep!

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(In the World Academy. It looked like the world's biggest school! )

Noto: Alright, we've come to attack!

Yamato: We've come... but... u-uwaah....

Noto: ....It's huge.

Yamato: It's nosebleedingly huge.

Noto: It's so different from our schools.

Yamato: That's a huge difference from Kitakou.

(It's a building where you can feel its wonderful history. Even though the school song is "The White-Walled Sea School", the walls are gray.)

Noto: Stoooop! Don't compare my school!

Noto: At least we have the biggest sports ground in Tohoku! And there's a Benimaru 3 kilometers away!
(T/N: Benimaru is a chain of convenience stores.)

Yamato: DON'T BE PROUD OF SOMETHING SO SAD!!

Noto: Ahh geez. I'm getting angry-!!

(Dangerous Character)
Spain: Um, 'scuse me! Nobody but the clubs are in school.

Yamato: Eh um... You serious?

Spain: Hey, what's this? People from Japan's house? Ya look pretty suspicious.

Yamato: Eh... yes. We're Japanese.

Spain: So you were! My television's a Japanese product. I've seen some of them anime too. Japanese people are so cuuute.

Yamato: Thanks...

Spain: Say, want to hear 'bout what I...

Noto: This guy... I've waited for my opportunity on these kind of guys...

Yamato: UWAAAH NOTO-SAMA IS SCARY!!

Noto: I've been doing nothing but count my chances this year... Despite that, this guy... This guy...

Spain: Eh? What? Do you know me?

Noto: SEIZE HIM!

Yamato: YES SIR-!

Spain: Eh-- Wh-what? Wait, what are ya doin'!?

Noto: Shut up!

(Spain:) Noooooo-! What-!? What are you doing-!? Why are ya takin' my clothes off--!!?

Yamato: Sorry. It's a special event...

(Spain:) Ah.... No.... Don't take pictures...!

Yamato: Sorry, we'll leave after we photograph it...

Noto: We'll distribute the photographs through Winny to the police headquarters!
(T/N: Winny is a file-sharing program.)

(Spain:) Nooooo! Forgive me! Forgive meee--! Is this a punishment game--!?

Noto: Mm. ♪ How about saying Noto-sama and worshipping me?

(Spain:) W-who? You... What's with this all of a sudden.... Wahh, it's extremely embarassing.

Yamato/Noto: It's Noto-sama.

Noto: Things like normal muscles is pretty bad...

Yamato: Auntie Noto-sama is cheesy...

Noto: Alright! Take everything off while he's still riled up!

Yamato: Ehh, but we're outdoors. Won't people come by?

Spain: Ehhh!? Noo noo!! Seriously stoppp!

(Spain:) LET ME GOOO!

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Noto: Alright! Let's continue like this!

Yamato: ... ... ...

Noto: What is it...? You don't look too keen on it right now.

Yamato: ...Noto-sama. There's something that I have to tell you...

Noto: Eh!? If it's a love confession, I'm not hearing any of it! I also already like...

Yamato: That's not it.

Yamato: Broadly speaking, Noto-sama doesn't have breasts, is baby-faced, and has a penis. You're not my type.

Noto: ... ... ...

Yamato: Sorry.

Yamato: ...Well, that's what I wanted to say! Noto-sama also said the same to me!

Yamato: We traveled all the way overseas, but it feels like we're just doing the same things.

Noto: Idiot. It doesn't matter if you do "home" things away from home.

Yamato: But I finally got to travel overseas....

> I want to visit the Statue of Liberty, the Metropolitan, etc.
> I want to see a blonde girl with huge breasts.
> I want to go on an adventure with Noto-sama.