Noto-sama 5

[notosama]

Noto: And with that, it's Noto-sama! The fifth part is here-!! The opening was like sentai, but Noto-sama is just one person-!

Noto: Okay, you fools. I'm Noto-sama. Worship me!

Yamato: Ya~y, it's Noto-sama!

Noto: Dammit, don't "ya~y, it's Noto-sama" me! Give me more spirit!!

Noto: Anyway, today's the day. I've got a serious announcement.

Yamato: Is it a love confession? Are you confessing to me!?

Noto: Did you want me to do that!? Don't even think about it! I wouldn't like you!

Yamato: I'd decline anyway. Because I have a girlfriend somewhere in this world!

Noto: Perhaps only in your head...

Noto: Hey Yamato! Review everything in series 4 up until yesterday!

Yamato: Ehh, why all of a sudden?

Noto: Use keigo.
(T/N: Keigo is a form of speech used when talking to someone in a higher status than you.)

Yamato: Aye aye. The day before yesterday we reached one million hits, so we made something as gratitude.

Yamato: The recent glorious target was Sunki, senior in the same school and club as me. Sunki's a genuinely pure guy so he was easy to trick... He was tortured, but Noto-sama eventually felt sorry for him. I wasn't around during this time. It ended up being quite like S&M until Noto-sama's old friend came and stopped it.

Noto: Mm.

Yamato: Next was Nomaru. The otaku was the assistant. He almost got away. Like last time, it ended with Noto-sama's old friend stopping him.

Noto: Mmhm.

Yamato: Next was eh... my club president. Nah... This time, Noto-sama and I tag-teamed him.

Noto: Now that you mention it, it's been that way since.

Yamato: He quizzed us with a lot of questions about rabbits and it was hard for me since I don't know much about them. In the end the old friend came by again and then a black out.

Noto: Just like that.

Yamato: And lastly, Tsuko. I'm not good with shota.

Noto: Why did you bring that up?

Noto: And where were we?

Yamato: Eh...

Yamato: Ah. This time for sure Mr. Old Friend came by...

Noto: Right! That's it!! Why is it always like he breaks our bond of friendship!?

Yamato: Because that's what happened.

Noto: No way!

Noto: I've thought about this. It's impossible for us in Barjona or Kitakou!

Yamato: So then what?

Noto: WE'LL GO OVERSEAS!!

Yamato: Wait...! We're going overseas to strip people!?

Noto: Toyama-kun (my old friend) won't find us and mess up our efforts!

Noto: There will be lots of dumb people this time! We can take the opportunity to travel abroad!

Yamato: Ehh, but I...

Noto: Don't worry. I'm rich.

Yamato: Seriously!? You set it all up already?

Noto: Don't ask me that! Departure is tomorrow! Prepare your luggage!

Yamato: Totsukawa → Yokohama → Traveling abroad. I may even go around the world in one year's time.

(And like that I, Nara Yamato, traveled overseas for the first time thanks to Noto-sama!)

Yamato: I'm flying in the sky...!

Noto: You're noisy! Shut up! Hurry and sleep!

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(In the World Academy. It looked like the world's biggest school! )

Noto: Alright, we've come to attack!

Yamato: We've come... but... u-uwaah....

Noto: ....It's huge.

Yamato: It's nosebleedingly huge.

Noto: It's so different from our schools.

Yamato: That's a huge difference from Kitakou.

(It's a building where you can feel its wonderful history. Even though the school song is "The White-Walled Sea School", the walls are gray.)

Noto: Stoooop! Don't compare my school!

Noto: At least we have the biggest sports ground in Tohoku! And there's a Benimaru 3 kilometers away!
(T/N: Benimaru is a chain of convenience stores.)

Yamato: DON'T BE PROUD OF SOMETHING SO SAD!!

Noto: Ahh geez. I'm getting angry-!!

(Dangerous Character)
Spain: Um, 'scuse me! Nobody but the clubs are in school.

Yamato: Eh um... You serious?

Spain: Hey, what's this? People from Japan's house? Ya look pretty suspicious.

Yamato: Eh... yes. We're Japanese.

Spain: So you were! My television's a Japanese product. I've seen some of them anime too. Japanese people are so cuuute.

Yamato: Thanks...

Spain: Say, want to hear 'bout what I...

Noto: This guy... I've waited for my opportunity on these kind of guys...

Yamato: UWAAAH NOTO-SAMA IS SCARY!!

Noto: I've been doing nothing but count my chances this year... Despite that, this guy... This guy...

Spain: Eh? What? Do you know me?

Noto: SEIZE HIM!

Yamato: YES SIR-!

Spain: Eh-- Wh-what? Wait, what are ya doin'!?

Noto: Shut up!

(Spain:) Noooooo-! What-!? What are you doing-!? Why are ya takin' my clothes off--!!?

Yamato: Sorry. It's a special event...

(Spain:) Ah.... No.... Don't take pictures...!

Yamato: Sorry, we'll leave after we photograph it...

Noto: We'll distribute the photographs through Winny to the police headquarters!
(T/N: Winny is a file-sharing program.)

(Spain:) Nooooo! Forgive me! Forgive meee--! Is this a punishment game--!?

Noto: Mm. ♪ How about saying Noto-sama and worshipping me?

(Spain:) W-who? You... What's with this all of a sudden.... Wahh, it's extremely embarassing.

Yamato/Noto: It's Noto-sama.

Noto: Things like normal muscles is pretty bad...

Yamato: Auntie Noto-sama is cheesy...

Noto: Alright! Take everything off while he's still riled up!

Yamato: Ehh, but we're outdoors. Won't people come by?

Spain: Ehhh!? Noo noo!! Seriously stoppp!

(Spain:) LET ME GOOO!

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Noto: Alright! Let's continue like this!

Yamato: ... ... ...

Noto: What is it...? You don't look too keen on it right now.

Yamato: ...Noto-sama. There's something that I have to tell you...

Noto: Eh!? If it's a love confession, I'm not hearing any of it! I also already like...

Yamato: That's not it.

Yamato: Broadly speaking, Noto-sama doesn't have breasts, is baby-faced, and has a penis. You're not my type.

Noto: ... ... ...

Yamato: Sorry.

Yamato: ...Well, that's what I wanted to say! Noto-sama also said the same to me!

Yamato: We traveled all the way overseas, but it feels like we're just doing the same things.

Noto: Idiot. It doesn't matter if you do "home" things away from home.

Yamato: But I finally got to travel overseas....

> I want to visit the Statue of Liberty, the Metropolitan, etc.
> I want to see a blonde girl with huge breasts.
> I want to go on an adventure with Noto-sama.

Comments

[tsu-tsu30.livejournal.com]

thanks for the explanation :) I've just downloaded noto-sama 5 and its funny XD so there are strips that link the manga to the game? If you could find them and translate them it should be awesome!
thanks for all the translations of kitakou btw, it fullfills my himuraya needs :P Really I love his mangas :)

[noto-sama.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! I'm only doing this in my free time anyway.
And I most definitely will if I ever find the strips and not just pieces of it!