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notosamaNoto: What!?
Yamato: A BLONDE GIRL! HER BREASTS! Isn't it a man's dream!?
Yamato: We came all the way here, how can I leave without seeing a blonde girl's breasts!?
Noto: Mm...hm... So that's what you wanted?
Yamato: Sometimes we should do something I want.
Noto: Even if you say that, sometimes you don't even listen to a thing I say.
Yamato: I listen to you more often than I do to my president (Aidu)!
Noto: That's because you never listen to him...
Noto: Ehh no way. I'm not really interested in girls...
Yamato: Not interested...? Uwah, am I in some really unsettling situation...?
Noto: Stop it already. I'd rather go for an idiot with a big and normal personality. Not that it's weird.
Yamato: I don't understand your hobbies.
Yamato: Come on, Noto-sama, I'm begging you! Just for today! Okay? I'm serious! I'm serious! I'm serious!!
Noto: ...Okay already!
Noto: Only today! I'm serious about this, you pervert! Pervert McPervert!!
Yamato: R... Really!?
Yamato: ALRIGHT! THANK YOU NOTO-SAMA!
Yamato: Well then, Yamato members, I'm going to ask around for a cute girl!
Noto: Yeah yeah, have fun...
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Yamato: I wonder if there's anyone here if there's no schoo....
Yamato: (Ah! Person detected!!) You over there-!! Excuse me-!!
Seychelles: Hmm? What is it?
Yamato: Um, do you know a super cute girl in this school?
Seychelles: Let's see... What about me?
Yamato: Rejected at the speed of light.
Seychelles. Ouch, that hurts. You should apologize.
Seychelles: Well, Hungary-san's pretty beautiful.
Yamato: Eh? What's she like? What's she like?
Seychelles: BLONDE HAIR. BABY-FACED. HUGE BREASTS. Something like that.
Seychelles: And you're in luck because she's in the swimming club. You might see her in her bathing suit today.
Yamato: Thank you. You've become a goddess in my eyes.
Seychelles: You can thank me with a Toyota.
Yamato: The engine in the bottom half of my body runs faster than that.
Seychelles: No thanks. Those are cheap products.
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Yamato: Noto-sama, I found a nice person who helped me!
Noto: Ahh yeah. Good for you.
Yamato: We're going to the swimming club!
Yamato: Fufufu~ Swimsuit! Swimsuit! Boobs~ ♪
Noto: Hmph... Keep your girl-wanting feelings to yourself.
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Yamato: This is it! She should be here!
Noto: I-is she really here...?
Yamato: Probably! She has to be here! I can smell it in the air!
Yamato: This is the smell of a beautiful girl nearby!
Noto: I've had it with this. I've got to say it. U-um, I...
Noto: ...I'm not good with things like hentai and porn...
Yamato: Noto-sama's a kid~ (laugh)
Noto: You're wrong! Watching porn and eyebrows was normal when I was still being bullied!
Noto: But I won't watch you do those things to a girl right in front of my eyes.
Yamato: Oh, so you're inexperienced. (laugh)
Noto: Are you making fun of me with your (laugh)?
Yamato: Wait...! Quiet...!!
Noto: Wh-what!?
Yamato: There's someone at the door...!
Noto: What? Another student?
Yamato: Yes, I think it's probably that girl!
Yamato: We can peek through this keyhole.
Yamato: IT'S HER--!!! Uohhhh!! Panties-! Panties-!
Noto: Uwah... Yamato's too excited. Hey, hurry and finish peeking.
Yamato: Breasts! Breasts! Breasts!
Hungary: ...Hm? T-There couldn't be anyone here...
Yamato: A blonde gal! Blonde gal! So cute--!
(Yamato was very good at hiding his presence when he's excited.)
Yamato: Ahh blonde and huge chests are great...
Noto: Nothing can be done about this guy. What are we doing after this? If we're just going to be here peeking all day, I'm leaving.
Yamato: Hey wait!
Yamato: I've already thought about what to do after this!
(Yamato's imagination:
One day, Hungary was changing for the swimming club. As she was about to finish changing, someone came into the room suddenly. She remembered that a boy had once been peeking as she changed. This room was an empty hotel room no one used that she changed in.
"Oh no... I feel someone watching me..."
But this time, it was a different person who was watching her. Suddenly the door opened and a bunch of muscular guys came in.
"What are you doing? I'll call for help!"
Although she was a strong girl, she was overwhelmed by their numbers. And just like that, they had her pinned down to grope her. She resisted as much as she could, but the guys just laughed at her.
"Whoa, I've always wanted to touch such big breasts."
"No, don't do that!... ...N-- nnnn!!"
"Got HN's raw milk!"
...I have no idea what that means. orz
"Hey, your voice is too loud! Do you want others to find out?"
"Stop! Let go of me! No, nooo!!")
Yamato: How was that?
Noto: Sounds like bullying Tifa from Crimson Comics...
(Prussia:) What are you two doing over there?
Yamato: Geh! We've been found!?
Prussia: A peeping tom?
Yamato: WE'RE SURVEYING BREASTS ON SPRING BREAK.
Noto: He's a peeping tom.
Prussia: Heh, just as I thought.
Yamato: Hold on...! This is a matter of the lower half of my body...
Prussia: That has nothing to do with anything. A peeper is a peeper.
Yamato: Ehhn ehhn!! I'm very sorry--! I wasn't thinking!
Noto: Yamato, you idiot! I told you we should have left quickly!
Yamato: I'm so sorry, Noto-sama! It's my fault we've become criminal voyeurs.
Prussia: Even apologizing now would be useless. You're going to be punished!
Prussia: I won't forgive you at all for peeping over there.
Prussia: Because...
Prussia: THAT'S MY SPECIAL PEEPING AREA! ONLY I CAN WATCH HUNGARY CHANGE!!
Yamato: HE... HE'S A PERVERT--!!
Prussia: If you want that place, you've got to take it from me by force!
Yamato: Wh... What kind of plot development is this!?
Noto: If it's a match, you guys do whatever you want. I'm not interested in getting involved!
Yamato: Noto-sama....
Prussia: Retreat while you can. That's a good strategy. You better hurry and leave otherwise I won't stop.
Yamato: No! I won't retreat! I won't find a blonde-haired, big chested lady anywhere in Japan!
Prussia: Good. I won't budge an inch either.
Yamato: Ooya! Come and get a piece of this--! I'll show you the power of the Great Buddha of Nara!!
*The Great Buddha in Nara prefecture
Yamato: I won't lose to a low-class peeping tom demon--!
Prussia: I'm not a demon. My name is Prussia. Remember it well.
(And thus began the battle for the moral authority over huge breasts.)
Prussia: I'm not holding anything back.
Yamato: Ossha-- Bring it on--
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(Deciding Match: Answer Prussia's questions correctly)
Prussia: Then the first question. I'll start it off simple. The Baltic countries are made up of Lithuania, Latvia, and which other nation?
> Estonia (Second option)
Well, that's basic information. Too easy.
Prussia: My boss who often overcame many difficulties, defied Maria Theresa and took Silesia. What was the name of that king?
> Frederick II (fourth option)
So you knew. At least you're trying a bit. By the way, his hobby was playing the flute and I heard his first love was his arch-nemesis Maria Theresa.
Yamato: He just got emotional, ew--
Prussia: No, I didn't.
Prussia: During Russia's 17th century reform, which of the following is Peter the Great, who raised the great nation?
> Fourth portrait
Well, of course you'd know at least that.
Prussia: In the Battle of Grunwald (Tannenburg), the Teutonic Knights lost to Poland and which other country that it was allied with?
> Lithuania (second option)
Someone your age would definitely know about the Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
Yamato: I don't really know except the normal stuff.
Prussia: Which is the Prussian eagle? The rest are Austria's, Russia's, and the Holy Roman Empire's. You'll know when you see it.
> First eagle
You know it well. Mine is manlier and cooler than the rest. I'm digressing, but the gaudy gold one is Russia's.
Prussia: 5 questions right. You actually know your stuff.
Yamato: Only so-so! I'm doing my best for the sake of breasts!
Prussia: I- I won't lose either!
Hungary: Hmm? Should I do something?
(Hungary wasn't a worrisome person.)
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Prussia: There's still more! The next ones are harder!
Yamato: Okay! I'll take it, you breast-alien!!
Prussia: LOOK WHO'S TALKING!
Noto: Yamato. I was wondering if I should help if they're really difficult questions... or something.
Yamato: Nope! I'll do my best by myself!! Noto-sama should just watch!
Noto: Mm. Yeah. Good luck then.
Prussia: When she was a child, Marie Antoinette got a love confession, "I will marry you someday" from which musician?
> Mozart (last option)
You're pretty good. Vienna was the music capital at the time, so there were famous concerts held in the royal court. Mozart was still a brat and would show off his skills there. He slipped and fell down in the halls and Marie helped him up. That was when the proposal took place.
Yamato: Bratty kids sure are annoying...
Prussia: Which of the following is the Austrian empress Maria Theresa?
> Second portrait
She had a pretty face.
Yamato: I know right!
Prussia: Where was the heroine Joan of Arc's hometown?
> Domrémy (third option)
So you knew such a minor place.
Yamato: I like French ladies who fought, so I studied a bit.
Prussia: Qin Shi Huang had a usual drink that was his secret medicine. What is that drink?
> Mercury (fourth option)
Even if you drink it, it didn't work. By the way, in Heian Japan used mercury quite a lot.
Prussia: What was the name of the French count who studied alchemy, wore red clothing and was said to be centuries old?
> Count of St. Germain (first option)
I heard that guy predicted Napoleon and Marie Antoinette. A story from a pupil said the count had a long life... I haven't even lived up to 100 years so I wouldn't know.
Yamato: People back then sure had some imagination.
Prussia: It's not imagination!
Prussia: Obvious from modern research on the "Bethlehem Star", what was Christ's real birthday?
> September 15th
So you knew. The Bethlehem Star only shows up once every 840 years. It appeared in 7 BCE on September 15th. But of course you would know that.
Yamato: ... ... ... ...
Prussia: Educated guess?
(Match End.)
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> Good end (10+ questions correct)
> Bad end (9- questions correct)
